February 2013
3 posts
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
hunnyysenpai:
teresa-nightingale:
suckmysexybollocks:
leedsbravery:
blackielikesyellow:
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
not risking anything lol
Unfollow me now because I’m superstitious
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO COME UP ON MY DASH? GOSH—
AHHH AND I JUST FUCKING REBLOGGED THE MOM ONE TOO!
November 2012
2 posts
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
klainegoesalltheway:
peachy-blisss:
myswagisnice:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
i hate these
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
October 2012
16 posts
mitchul:
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
face battle me down south
uoa:
my internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
3 posts
June 2012
2 posts
May 2012
1 post
April 2012
7 posts
March 2012
9 posts
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i...
February 2012
17 posts
