Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy, via galaxydefender101)
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
not risking anything lol
Unfollow me now because I’m superstitious
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO COME UP ON MY DASH? GOSH—
AHHH AND I JUST FUCKING REBLOGGED THE MOM ONE TOO!
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russiandirectionerandbelieber:
reblog and make a wish
this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so
i have to
why not
i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
here goes nothing
well lets see
love this
i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post
and now he’s my bf
..WISHING AGAIN. YAY
you :(
Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.
I’M SCREAMING I FORGET WHAT I WISHED FOR WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THIS AWHILE AGO BUT I THINK I WISHED FOR 1/5 AND I GOT THAT??? HOLY R234RWEDFSCSDGDFSF
omg. wished on these he would like me and it took a week and we kissed and he is my boyfriend now. i mean, how the hell… ???
i made a wish last month and it came true a few weeks ago :::)
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
i hate these
| Person: | Theatre is stupid |
|---|---|
| Person: | Musicals are gay |
| Me: | |
| Person: | |
| Me: | |
| Police: | So can you tell me what happened? |
| Me: | He ran into my knife. |
| Me: | He ran into my knife ten times. |
| Ensemble behind you: | HE HAD IT COMIN'! |
omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit
#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely
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WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT
IS THIS A LIBRARY IN A THEATRE
ALL OF MY DREAMS HAVE JUST COME TRUE
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Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
face battle me down south
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